Lemuel Having Second Thoughts?

In a chilling confession from Lemuel, writer of This Blog will be Deleted by Tomorrow he admitted to having deleted a previous blog in an unofficial record time of 50 seconds. Lemuel also stated in a previous post that he had deleted his current blog completely only to find it still there today. Cold feet? That's what we think here at The Deleted Blog Files.

After second thoughts about the greater purpose of his blog, Lemuel mused the possibility of turning his blog into a mecca of sorts for bloggers who should self delete. Having dismissed this plan we're pretty confident that he will delete the blog tomorrow... Whenever that may be.

In other news, George W. Bush declined to comment when questioned to whether he would be deleting his worthless blog. Bush fans were furious at the idea but one commented:

"Even if Bush doesn't win the election, [snip]. He will still have his blog to fall back on."

That's definitely a reason to be proud.